repost from elsewhere, just sharing
Most people prefer how I look without make-up but it doesn't really help when you're as vain as I am. Plus, I'm a make-up student...
"...look, I'm really sorry, I just thought you were normal now, and therefore somehow needed to know how much a women's proximity is so much more important to a man than how she actually looks..." mentioned the goblin at it, adding "...in fact, it's rather simple, given the choice then, most men will opt for the one woman that is entirely wrong for them, simply that "fatal attraction" is probably called fatal because it is..."
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