repost from elsewhere today but worth posting the goblin felt
"...well slot, if anyone wants the goblin's power of absentmindedness, they will have to practice daydreaming, but living in Geneva helps, as does growing old too I suppose..."ventured the goblin as the slot swallowed the lines saying "...goblin, they're coming out, encourage them further and they'll surprise themselves with what they actually post now...", "..slot, is this another one of your devious ploys to get fed with posts again...", "...well yes goblin, it's that or your "one man show" here...", the goblin pondered, looked at the falling rain outside and then ventures "...OK, put like that slot, I'll tell them, besides, I did promise admin I would grow members here but first..." he reaches over for his coffee "...well then, the secret to posting is like judo in that "one has to fall first losing ones own balance making ones opponent lose their balance too, only then does one regain ones balance to finish the throw, simply if one doesn't loose oneself in ones own plot, the reader won't fall for it, the storyteller throws himself into a situation that they then fall for..." at which point the unforgiving clock at the bar shouted "..."time goblins please" as the scene closed again